The Writer's Notebook

My iPad Plans

Mar 09

Charles BivonaMy iPad Plans iPad No Comments

This is the Apple iPad.

I desperately need this machine.

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It will change the way I write.

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It weighs 1.6 pounds.

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I can take it with me everywhere.

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I can always be writing.

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I could become a travel writer!

I could get paid to wander other countries
and publish a blog of my travels.

Or I could just wander New Jersey
and publish a Blog called:

On the Road in New Jersey

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Traveling the Great Recession:
a jaunt through my own state

I could even get a job at McDonald’s
or Victoria’s Secret!

I could start a working at VS blog called:

Folding Panties for Rent!

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[here the author's mind wandered]

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So anyway…

Think about it.

I’ll be a fully mobile writer,
posting directly to the internet!

I could be an
on the street
cultural reporter.

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The possibilities for a happy writing life
are endless!

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And it’s only $499!

Let’s look at the iPad again,
shall we?
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It makes me so happy that
I’m going to dance a jig!

Feel free to jig along with me!!

Here is my jig song!!!

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tHoK1CpCaI]

Now follow the heart arrow

for a very special message

to my many cherished loved ones.

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My birthday is July 22nd.

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Love,

Charlie

P.S.

Relax, Mom.
It’s a joke.

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Or is it?

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This blog post was brought to you by
The Campaign to Get Charles Bivona an iPad, A.S.A.P
~Northern New Jersey Chapter~

Almost-Dr. Charles Bivona,
donation collector

charlbiv@gmail.com

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