RSSThe Universe
May 04
Did you know that the Universe is always expanding in every direction. It’s like a giant blob of energy and matter, just rushing in every direction to fill the void. So the Universe has an edge, and something that has edges has a shape, yes?
So what does that mean? Well, given that the universe has been expanding and morphing for longer than human beings have been thinking up shit, I think it’s safe to assume that this blob of unconscious matter and energy must have–at some point–taken the shape of everything we can imagine.
SO at some point the universe was probably shaped like several pornographic images.
AND do you know what that means?
Nothing.
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