RSSdeposition-disaster
May 04
Do you have any questions before we begin, Mr. Bivona?
Yes, I do have a question, actually.
Ok.
Well, I was just forced to put my right hand on a two thousand-year-old religious text — a text containing many ideas with which I disagree strongly, by the way.
I was then forced to swear on the main character of this story — a character that I have very little respect for, by the way -a character that I would be quickly hospitalized for emulating, in fact.
And all of this — this state sanctioned religious ritual — is somehow believed to demonstrate the verisimilitude of my forthcoming answers.
[impatient tone] What is your question, Mr. Bivona?
How is that not a violation of my freedom of religious expression?
…[silent, obnoxious staring]…
That would the the FIRST Amendment, in case they didn’t cover that at your fancy four-year lawyer party.
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