RSSChapter 2: So Good
Mar 28
420 Ramblings 5 America Lane, fiction No Comments
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I never mean to cause problems, yet somehow I always do. I was telling a woman at school today that I find her very attractive. She got angry. She called me inappropriate.
That’s very inappropriate, Samuel.
Hahah! SAMUEL? My mother calls me Samuel.
Exactly, I’m old enough to be your mother.
You think you’re old? Why do you think that? You aren’t old?
She got very angry. She was very suspicious of me. I apologized. I’m sorry. I’m just a blunt person.
But I think people need to hear that stuff — when someone likes what they see, when another human being finds you delicious, sexually. It’s good for the self-esteem.
Sexual harassment my ass. It was a harmless compliment. And a little fishing, I admit it. I like finding new lovers. Luce encourages me to do so. She likes women. It works out.
Hold on, I have to explain the significance of this sexual apologetics to my millions of fans.
Yes, in USA 2009, having many lovers is unusual. It’s actually frowned upon. Sex was considered by many in my time to be the root of all evil. What’s evil? Something that is really not beneficial to the survival of an individual or its species. We call that stuff evil. Historical example: the Bush family.
Great. My twenty-fourth century readers are all caught up. Now, where was I?
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